Lud Warynów

Olala

To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High

It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also officials visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behaviour is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like jebał go pies, kurewska robota, huj, kurwa and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say spierdolił when someone makes a simple mistake, or pocałujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended. Also, all forms and derivations of the verb srać and jebać are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as huj, or pierdolony debil.

4. People with a lack of determination will not be referred as pedal.

5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as pojebane pomysły.

6. Do not say idz sie jebać if somebody is persistent. Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliśmy to (refer to item 2) nor wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. You must never never ever substitute "May I help you? "with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".

8. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym hujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpierdolcie się ode mnie when your assistance is required.

9. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupę!

Please keep hard copy for your records and information.

Thank you and best regards

The Managing Director aka Ten pojebany huj

Doriath

Stare

Olala

przepraszam ;p

Doriath

Ale jare, spoko